Stay Young

I have a little sister called Niamh. She is literally a "little" sister.. She is 17 months old! She is my only sibling. I cried when she was born. My mum had had so many miscarriages before her. I think it was about six. She reached the second trimester with one of them. I was so upset when I found out it had gone. I guess Baby was just not meant to be. My mum is not supposed to have children anyway because her uterus is a funny shape.. I was just lucky! My step-dad had a motorbike accident years ago and was told he could never have children. My little sister is a miracle! If there is a God out there, I thank you! Anyway, The point of this post is to say how much I love having a little sister! I have just watch Madagascar and Winnie The Pooh! It reminds me of the good old days. Winnie The Pooh has changed so much! Even the theme tune! It is sad. I hate the fact that things have changed so much.

I went into my local shop this morning and I wanted to buy a freddo. Guess what... They are 20p now! I love the fact that I can say to my little sister (when she is older) "When I was your age, Freddo's were 15p!" I love the way old people always note what the past was like. It makes me laugh.

Some old people are worrying though. For instance, I was waiting for a bus the other night with my friend. It was freezing, as the snow was quite thick. I had my Avenged Sevenfold hoodie on over my school uniform. It was after school hours and we were in town. We sat on this little step. Lot's of buses passed, but ours did not come. Then this old man walks over to us. He was completely drunk! He was of a small stature and had pencil thin lips. He said "See this? Means nothing to me. I am worth a million pounds. It is all in my bank. A million pounds!" He thrust his hand in our face. His cigarette stained fingers were holding about one hundred £20 notes. He then had a little rant about his money. He broke of mid-sentence and whipped open his blazer jacket. I am not joking, but he had about 200 key rings all attached to his belt loop! EVERY kind! Hannah Montana to liquid filled plastic circles. I had managed to keep a straight face.. up until now. He thrust his pelvis inches away from my friends face to show her them all. I had to hide my face. I became hysterical. I knew it was dangerous to laugh at a drunk, but hey! I'm a black belt in taekwondo! Anyway, he closed his blazer and then turned to me. If looks could kill, my death would be painful! His expression changed suddenly. He smiled. His eyes rolled back into his head and then he focused on me. "You are a darling!" he said, pointing his cigarette stained fingers in my face.

For the next 10 minutes, he covered the money topic 3 times; the fact he has been married for 50 years and then cheated 2 times and told us he was going partying that night to get some action (he showed us his actions.. BLEH!) 3 times.. It was so funny.. I was laughing so much that I started to get stomach cramps. I thought that was the end of it. I thought that when he started to walk away singing with his arms out-stretched, that he would not turn around. But.. he did...

H held his hands out to my friend. She had managed to keep a straight face the whole time and had done all the talking. She was sceptical at first but she realised that he would not leave until she gave him her hand. So she did.. He bent down his head and kissed her hand. She turned to face me... She looked horrified! I was no help! I was crying with laughter! I nearly fell off my step! It looked like he licked her hand.. She had a little slither of saliva on the back of her hand. He then walked away.. For good this time.
I must say, it was THE funniest thing ever! She is really annoyed with it, but she laughs anyway.